Extenção do Lorofous

[Kamino]

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[Kamino]

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[Lorofous]

Simplesmente foda.
Raphael / Lorofous = Beelzeboss
Kamino = Jables
Kratus = K.G.

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

Raphael diz:
I AM COMPLETE!
Kamino diz:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Kratus diz:
Fuuuuuck
Raphael diz:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
Kamino diz:
waait, waait, waaait
Kratus diz:
waiiittt
Kamino diz:
you mothafuckaa
we challenge you
to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off...
Raphael diz:
FUCK!
FUCK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
The demon code prevents me
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAaAaATCH?
Kamino diz:
If we win, you must take your sorry a-ass back to he-ell
and also you will have to pay our re-ent
Kratus diz:
\,,\
Raphael diz:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
Kamino diz:
then you can take K.G. back to hell...
Kratus diz:
What?
Kamino diz:
trust me K.G., its the only way
Kratus diz:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Kamino diz:
to be your little
bitch
Raphael diz:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!
HAhaHAhaHAhaHA!
<drum solo>
I'M THE DEVIL
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKIN' TASTY!
<riff>
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE Ka. BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!
Kamino diz:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
c'mon kahe bring the thunder
Kratus diz:
there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
Kamino diz:
listen to me
Kratus diz:
he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Kamino diz:
GODDAMN-IT KAGE
he gonna make you his sex slave
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
Kratus diz:
no
Kamino diz:
unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam
Kratus diz:
dude, we've been through so much shit,
Kamino diz:
deactvated lasers with my dick
NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!
Kratus diz:
now its time to blow this fucker down!
Kamino diz:
C'mon kage, now its time to blow doors down
Kratus diz:
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Kamino diz:
light up the stage cuz' its time for a showdown
Kratus diz:
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Kamino diz:
NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!
Kratus diz:
\,,\
NOW WE' GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!!!!
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Kamino diz:
C'mon kage cuz' its time to blow doors down
Kratus diz:
Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
Kamino diz:
HEY ANTI-CHRIST-A, BEELZEBOSS
WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS
OUR ROCKIN' SAUCE
WE ROCK THE CASBAH
AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU
FOR ALL MANKIND
YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER
WE HOLD THE KEY
YOU ARE THE DEVIL
WE ARE THE D!!!!
we are the D (...)
Raphael diz:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN' WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!
Kamino diz:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <pula>
Raphael diz:
<raio>
Kamino diz:
<bum>
Raphael diz:
<perde chifre>
OH FUCK!
MY FUCKING HORN!
OH NO!
Kamino diz:
FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
YOU SHALL REMAIN
UNTILL YOU ARE
COMPLETE AGAIN
Kratus diz:
<'0'>
Raphael diz:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU K.G.!
AND FUCK YOU JABLES!
I WILL GET TENACIOUS D..........!
Kamino diz:
<olha k.g e balança a cabeça de cima>

[KratusBF2]

HAUHUHAHAU Simplesmente épico, farofa.

YOU ARE THE DEMON AND WE ARE THE D!(8)

Craw (H)

[Kamino]

HAUHUHAHAU Simplesmente épico, farofa.

YOU ARE THE DEMON AND WE ARE THE D!(8)

Craw (H)

Hell yeah \m/


Foi muito legal UAHAHUAHU

tenacious D :wub:

[Lorofous]

Foda mesmo foi o Kratus errando as falas... AHUAHAUAHAUAHA

[Lorofous]

Sign atualizada.

[Lorofous]

UPdated! 8D

[KratusBF2]

vishe virou gay então

[Lorofous]

Um papo gay após editar um sprite...

Kamino diz:
agora temos um leprechaun e um gnominho :3

Raphael Lorofous diz:
awwwwww :3
Vamos adotar eles
e viver juntos
Seu lindo

Kamino diz:
vamos fazer eles comerem comidas saudáveis
para crescerem fortes demo/

Raphael Lorofous diz:
Banana então.

Kamino diz:
e beterraba

Raphael Lorofous diz:
Banana engorda e faz crescer :3
E espinafre

Kamino diz:
só não pode dar biotônico

Raphael Lorofous diz:
Não, claro que não.
E ele não pode tomar Coca-Cola.
Nem refrigerante nenhum.
Só água e suco natural.

Kamino diz:
e sem gelo

Raphael Lorofous diz:
Pra não ferrar a garganta dele.
E ele vai ouvir Mozart desde pequeno
e aprender violino.

Kamino diz:
e a dançar balé

Raphael Lorofous diz:
sim
e sapateado

Kamino diz:
e entrar num coral
para fazer fotossíntese

Raphael Lorofous diz:
Ele vai ser o Kurt.

Kamino diz:
demo/

Raphael Lorofous diz:
E ele vai pra igreja todo dia

Kamino diz:
e vai virar padre

Raphael Lorofous diz:
Padre não
vai virar monge

Kamino diz:
boa idéia