Todo mundo sabe que o dia das bruxas será em meados de outrubro, mas estou adiantando uma coisinha que eu já tenho pronta faz algum tempo e que até já havia mandando para o tibianews para a ocasião. Mas depois dos problemas da "Picture of Day" sobre o server br, o que levou até o Excessus a pedir desculpas no antigo fórum (será que avisaram a ele que todo mundo tem que se recadastrar? afinal ele também aparecia aqui de vez em quando...), ficam reduzidas as chances de ter uma criação desse porte publicada lá. Em todo o caso estou publicando aqui para vocês lerem (pelo menos os que entendem um pouco inglês, já que foi feita para o tibianews, ehehehe!)

Noob Night (based on Michael Jackson - Thriller)

It's near midnight and someone logged in the dark
It is easy to log in Tibia, to play under moonlight
You get several monsters and no player in your sight
But before you loot, the monsters are full sieged
You are paralyzed

Because it's Terror! It's noob night!
There is no where to run or hide!
You fell the Terror! It's noob night!
They get your loot and let you in sudden fright!


You decide to run, maybe Kazordoon or Femur Hills
Using Haste boots, counting with your levels and skills
But while you run, the noob troops the road fills
How pushy they are, always think if there is a BR !!
If there is a BR!!!

Because it's Terror! It's noob night!
There is no where to run or hide!
You fell the Terror! It's noob night!
All nations have yours, in different times!

You scape to Carlin Depot
and their troops started the final strike
even for north lands there is no scape
even ghostlands's path is occupied
You can't log off from the game
the blades still in the screen
Time to fling small loots and get away

That's the terror! The noob night!
And I will noob you more than any other noob dare to try
Player, this is Terror! The noob night!
So let me chase you and share a galler, foiller, harmer
Noob presence this night!!!!!!

(lines read by Stephan Vogler)

Darkness falls across the continent
While the lonely with monsters is at hand
Creppy creatures came for loots
Frighten all the cities and the woods
and everywhere shall be found
With backpack space to fill out
Requesting any kind of donation
Leaving all players to desperation
behind you they will not separate
whatever hard you try to scape
no matter how hard you try
there is no scape in the noob night!!!
(Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo)

Então, o que acharam? Dessa vez eu surtei mesmo! pode mandar a turma de branco me levar no camisolão! :yelrotflm