Postado originalmente por Tales of Phantasia?
Personagens (Só pra entender):
Cless: Squire/Fighter/Knight e bom moço.
Mint: Curandeira, A mais comportadinha.
Klarth: Conjurador, escroque, tarado, mau caráter e pedófilo de plantão.
Arche: Bruxa por gosto, qualquer pepino que rolar é com ela (literalmente.)
<Entrando no Navio...>
Cless: When you are leaving?
Captain: Difficulty to say. (lenga-lenga)
Arche: Leave this to me, guys!
Arche: Cap, do me a favor, and i will do a little favor for you down on the deck (piscada fatal)
Captain: ...
Captain: No! You are just a child! (este capitão não é pedófilo...)
Arche: I am NOT a CHILD! I am SEVENTEEN!
(Mas no final das contas o capitão broxa aceitou um suborno monetário)
<a bordo do navio...>
Klarth: Hey Cless, if were to you to take one of the girls, who you would prefer?
Cless: Huh?
Klarth: Mint is like the type of comported girl, but Arche i bet she fucks like a tiger.
Cless: Klarth! What you are saying?
Klarth: Well, if i were to take one of the girls under the sheets, who you would prefer?
Cless: We are in a mission, remember? Not just pretending to take young girls 'under the sheets'. And about Miranda?
Klarth: Miranda just helps me with research...
Cless: Is just ALL he helps you?
Klarth: Alright. You got me. Good one.
Mint: What about you are talking?
Cless: Nothing. Male business.
Arche: Aww, tell me!
<no bar do navio...>
Klarth: And when i... what is that noise?
Arche: Aaaaah Cless! Yes, yes! Give me so HARD!
(Ela geme umas 2 ou 3 vezes... mas não é o que você pensa seu pervertido!)