:mace: :mace: :mace: (antes que venha a força armada)
:553: (fui para outra festa)
:ninja: (me esconder)
:lhdevil: (comi tudo que via na minha frente até mulher)...
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:mace: :mace: :mace: (antes que venha a força armada)
:553: (fui para outra festa)
:ninja: (me esconder)
:lhdevil: (comi tudo que via na minha frente até mulher)...
:402: (comi d+ e fui pru banhero)
:beer: (voltei pa festa e tomei ++++)
:silly: (fikei doidaummmm)
:smokin: ( e como de costume fui fuma u meu )
:silly: (i fikei + doidaummmmm)
Voltei pra festa :553:
E tinha :hb2:
Comi um peda ço ( :lhdevil: )
Tinha mta pimenta e fiquei :mad: e peguei :angryfire
Entao comecei a mata td mundo :2gunsfiri
Só fico eu na festa e comecei a :beer:
Entao a policia chego e nos :icon058:
:moon: (como eu ja tava doidaum mostrei a bunda pro policial)
:angryfire (ele fico mo bravo e me chamo de n00b)
:2gunsfiri :cool: (fikei nervoso e matei ele)
:553: (dpois fui curti a festa sozinho)
:ernaehrun a festa terminou comigo bebendo todas
:silly: fiquei doidão, e tive overdose cai na calçada e bati a cabeça no meio fio, e morri x.x
:blink: fui pro purgatório
:2gunsfiri matei um padre que ia pro céu e roubei o seu lugar na fila pra entrar no céu.
(continuem..)
Dai eu fui no tibia br forum spammea pra enche o saco dos que tem net lenta :riso: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: :553: bah desculpa ae foi mal ;)
:2gunsfiri entrou um cara e comesou a matar geral
:eek12: fiqeui assustado e ele disse c tinha alguem vivo para levantaar a mão
:lol: eu levantei a mão e comesei a rir e ele perguntou porque
:787: porque chegou uns puliciais la
:2gunsfiri os policiais entraram e mataram ele
:argue: ai o policial comesou a discutir comiguo mas eu ñ sabia porqu
:787: o policial disse q eu tinha robado o loot do kra morto,
:huh: eu disse q naum, apesar d ter pego...
:boxing_sm ele me bateu
:wacko: e eu fiquei desacordado,
:snore: qdo acordei,
:moon: tava pelado na prisaum...
:joyeux15: aew comessei a roa no xaum pelado
:402: com isso fikei cum frio e fui no banheiro
:eek: ai eu senti alguma coisa atras de min qnd sai do vaso sanitario ...
:moon: (fikei arregaçadao qndo saiu)
:eek12: (fikei me olhando no espelho e minha empregada me viu)
:2gunsfiri: (entao matei ela)