Diálogos engraçados/interessantes

[gabriewm]

Quem nunca presenciou algum diálogo muito engraçado? Acredito que todo mundo...
Vamos compartilhar aqui e dar algumas risadas..

Vo começar com o diálogo de um video um tanto quanto conhecido... Padro 'quemedo'(PQ) vs 'filho do capeta'(C)..

(desculpem os palavroes)


-- Round 5

PQ - Tou aqui há muito tempo, e a única coisa que eu vi é vc se mostrar, muito atrevido, muito folgado mas até agora não me mostrou que é o capeta.

C - Eu sois o capeta sim seu padre, eu sois o capeta, o que que tenho pra te fazer pra te provar ?

PQ - Só tem que me provar PORRA

C - PORRA É O CÚ DA CACHORRA

PQ - A cachorra morreu, teu cú é meu

C - Ahhh entaum meu cu é seu ... meu cú é teu ? Entaum tah insinuando que eu sou viado ?

PQ - Sim tú és viado

C - Viado é rolemã como tu e tua irmã

PQ - Viado é borboleta como teu pai pelo cú e tua mãe pela buceta

C- Ahhhh vai toma no cú

PQ - Tomate cru eh vitamina como tu e tua prima

C - Tomate cru pra salada teu cú pra moçada

PQ - FILHOOOO DA PUTAAAAAA



Espero que deem boas risadas.. evitem flood.

bjs e abraços.


EDITANDO:
Usei essa conversa só pra exemplificar, tem muitas coisas que acontecem no dia-a-dia muito mais engraçadas, hehehe.

[Oction!]

Prefiro ver o video eh bem mais engraçado...
As unicas conversas engraçadas da minha vida só ocorriam geralmente no gc da minha guild no tibia,ou na minha escola de vez em quando.

[Minduba]

eu tenhu o video dessa conversa do padre qumedo ai xD
M~~

[Mystic_Lord]

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[Hüsker Dü?]

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]

-x-

Willard: Are you crazy God damnit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!

-x-

[the boat has arrived at the Do Lung bridge, which is a combat zone]
Chef: Lance, hey Lance. What do you think?
Lance: It's beautiful.
Chef: What's the matter with you? You're acting kinda weird.
Lance: Hey, you know that last tab of acid I was saving? I dropped it.
Chef: You dropped acid?... Far out.

-x-

Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker, sir!

[Dark'Furios]

alguem pode postar o video ai?
hasuhas dei varias risadas xD

[Titus]

mas que coisa idiota

[Fox_McCloud]

hsuahsuahsuahsuahsuahsuhhuasa

[endless nameless]

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]

-x-

Willard: Are you crazy God damnit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!

-x-

[the boat has arrived at the Do Lung bridge, which is a combat zone]
Chef: Lance, hey Lance. What do you think?
Lance: It's beautiful.
Chef: What's the matter with you? You're acting kinda weird.
Lance: Hey, you know that last tab of acid I was saving? I dropped it.
Chef: You dropped acid?... Far out.

-x-

Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker, sir!

apocalypse now ruleia o=

[Hüsker Dü?]

apocalypse now ruleia o=

Tem mais uma frase que eu não achei, mas acho que é assim:

Killgore: Hey Lance, what do you think?
Lance: Exciting, sir!
Killgore: No, not the war. The waves, the waves...

Haha, e ainda dizem que o Kurtz é que era maluco...