Calmerian Funny Stuff

[guaxinim com audacia]

hehehe vi visitar o forum sobrinho persevejo (nightmare), ficou legaç viu...
so precisam de mais posts. Queria propor um topico (ja tinha feito no antogo forum mas la nao foi aceito). esse topico seria de ss de besteiras q ocoreram em calmera, como o caso "c legs do ponei" e etc
tomare q ouçam minhas preses
uhuh

bjones
:battleaxe

[Nightmare Elf]

Ah sim...querem ver coisas engraçadas...todas feitas por Calmerianos de primeira!
Antes de mover esse tópico pra área de screens gostaria que o pessoal postasse algo realmente engraçado...bom, ae vai:
http://s2.flogao.com.br/01/10/04/605049.jpg
Feito por Felippe Susel
http://s1.flogao.com.br/25/09/04/535341.jpg
Mais uma de Felippe Susel..hehe

Mas essa aqui é a melhor:
http://www.tibians.blogger.com.br/bou%20afitt.JPG
Cya Crown legs!We'll miss you!

Postem ae antes desse troço ir pra área de Screens =P

[Spellbreak]

Po guaxinin....como vc da um mole desse larga uma c lags assim...quem me dera se eu tivesse uma c lags...sim eu ainda uso plate lags...desd q eu era lv 10...flw ae

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[Hekura]

: DD

01:17 Grand Sorcerer: kra como o hkura consgue c taum pau duro
15:13 Rhadamantys: eu vou jogar minha cueca pro chester
Rhadamantys: qdo eu era da 5 serie, dava pra tomar banho em um banhero..num vestiario..ai os kras da 8 abriram aporta e jogaram agente pelado pra fora :(
17:09 Force-Knight: craw me 15:24 Frozen-Mage: craw me
15:57 Fort Slayer: 15:56 Fort Slayer: stalker/15:56 Nightmare Elf: onde? <---a melhor :D

Editado: Faltaram algumas
16:24 Fort Slayer: o ruim d kina é que tem q ficar correndo atrás dos veadinhos
18:32 Florest Wizard: don top na escola, don top no parquinho e tbm tem geladinho don top tradicional jah eh sensacional ejah tem don top branco e tbm tem de morangoo
21:33 Orenfni: vo confeçá... eu tenho o DVD da Xuxa e o Circo ( com participação especial do Renato Aragão ( oDidi)/21:34Simonodz: huauha se sente melhor desabafando pra mim?/21:34 Orenfni: aham
18:32 Daniel Claydon: Could you refrain from speaking in any language other then english within the public channels plz./18:33 Spellbreaker Druid: foda-se

[Mc_Arthur_kun]

largando assim podia enviar pra mim!!

[Spider]

uhuh r0x as ss moderador xD

[Nightmare Elf]

e pra terminar, bem..dia normal no help channel calmeriano:


18:31 Hekura The Sorcerer: ri
18:31 Hekura The Sorcerer: hi*
18:31 Grand Sorcerer: hallo
18:31 Hekura The Sorcerer: hallo?
18:32 Hekura The Sorcerer: that game of xbox?
18:32 Grand Sorcerer: ich bin deutschland
18:32 Spellbreaker Druid: q merda é essa
18:32 Phantom Kyo: can i use blank rune how toilet paper?
18:32 Hekura The Sorcerer: huh?
18:32 Spellbreaker Druid: chat elf no help chat
18:32 Spellbreaker Druid: lol
18:32 Hekura The Sorcerer: yeash!!1!11!1
18:32 Daniel Claydon: Just for your information, abuse of the help channel can lead (and has led) to account banishment ... so be warned.
18:32 Spellbreaker Druid: pq a letra do cara e marrom
18:32 Daniel Claydon: Could you refrain from speaking in any language other then english within the public channels plz.
18:33 Spellbreaker Druid: foda-se
18:33 Phantom Kyo: if my fishing is 55, and my club fighting is 20, iwill do more damagewith a fishing rod or with a battle hammer?
18:33 Digger Smith: Guys, please quit abusing help channel.
18:33 Spellbreaker Druid: _|_
18:33 Phantom Kyo: no abuse,only asks,i r nub
18:33 Daniel Claydon: ok i've heard that many times and it doesnt get funnier. either u stop or i report you
18:33 Spellbreaker Druid: no
18:33 Phantom Kyo: my frend is gm....damn
18:33 Spellbreaker Druid: sorry
18:34 Phantom Kyo: can i use my penis in fist fight?
18:34 Digger Smith: Phantom, pretending to have influence over a gm is a bannable offence.
18:34 Spellbreaker Druid: wrong window
18:34 Spellbreaker Druid: ¬¬
18:34 Daniel Claydon: ok phantom i'll report you on tutor board now
18:34 Phantom Kyo: i stop
18:34 Phantom Kyo: -.-
18:35 Hekura The Sorcerer: how much is the passage form venore to darashia?!?!11!/1!?
18:35 Daniel Claydon: 40 gp i think.... but be carful not to land on the ghost ship -> TUTOR DANDO INFORMAÇÃO ERRADA =X
18:35 Hekura The Sorcerer: okie
18:36 Grand Sorcerer: no, are 60gp, if u make postman qeust, is 50gp
18:36 Grand Sorcerer: ¬
18:36 Daniel Claydon: ok there we go
18:38 Felippe Susel: amazons are bitchs?if yes,i can pay for ur services?
18:39 Felippe Susel: tutor mi frend,where ar u?
18:39 Hell Buster: Exp to lvl 27?
18:39 Felippe Susel: 1337
18:40 Alweic: I believe one if off getting a GM. Did you have other questiions?
18:40 Felippe Susel: yes,u are human?
18:40 Pickleman: of corse alweic is a human
18:40 Hell Buster: Exp to lvl 27?
18:41 Alweic: For a list of experience levels, go to: http://tibia.gamigo.de/en/library/exp.wot
18:41 Felippe Susel: my wife was hacked and the hacker changed her sex. how can i divorce?
18:41 Hell Buster: TELL ME PLZ I CANT OPEN THE PAGE
18:41 Pickleman: dont yell we are not sapose to tell you on help chat
18:41 Hell Buster: sorry
18:41 Felippe Susel: hey,alweic,my wife was hacked....and the hacker changed her sex...how can i divorce?
18:42 Felippe Susel: hey,i can advanced in thief skill?
18:42 Hell Buster: yep
18:42 Zombo The Archer: Felippe, you'll just have to be content with your wives new...addition XP
18:42 Felippe Susel: aladin use flying carpet?
18:42 Pickleman: lol zombo
18:43 Hell Buster: 17:53 You to level 8 in thief
18:43 Pickleman: please no chatting in help channel
18:43 Felippe Susel: where i can kill vikings?
18:43 Felippe Susel: i need a viking shield ;/
18:43 Hell Buster: Exp to lvl 27?
18:43 Felippe Susel: 1337 hell -.-
18:44 Hell Buster: 1337 lol
18:44 Hekura The Sorcerer: 45651654987
18:44 Hell Buster: nop
18:44 Pickleman: stop chatting in help channel
18:44 Hell Buster: really
18:44 Hell Buster: i need to know i cant open pages
18:44 Felippe Susel: i can use my penis how fist fight weapon?
18:44 Felippe Susel: are the gms high technology robots controled by cipsoft to make our livesworse?
18:44 Thunder Lucky: Keep in mind that this is NOT a chat channel. For private conversations please use the Game-Chat.
18:45 Thunder Lucky: Felippe, take your nonsense out of here.
18:45 Spellbreaker Druid: nice question
18:45 Pickleman: they wont listen thunder i have been trying to stop them already
18:45 Grand Sorcerer: 261710to lvl 27
18:45 Felippe Susel: hm...thunder.its for you...if i use club ring,my skills advancing in the normal time or not?
18:46 Felippe Susel: HEY,cip are racist....Black Knight its discrimined ;/
18:46 Pickleman: felippe shut up thats is nonsence for the channel
18:46 Spellbreaker Druid: adura vita)
18:46 Felippe Susel: if u give me fri itams...
18:46 Spellbreaker Druid: ops
18:46 Thunder Lucky: Felippe Susel - in-dept question, ask in Game-Chat

[Hekura]

hail zuacao no help, melhor coisa q tem pra faze XD

[Shining Blade]

Se eu passa no teste de tutor amanhã vocês vão ficar comportadinhos, aaaaa se vão... :D

Elfo, kade as hotkey do povo? acessa lá teu mega-compêndio delas e seleciona algumas pra káh =B

[§€P]-[¡RØT]-[]

huehuehe mt loko mas ahda c-legs foi cruel, c eu tivesseuma c-legs... :D

[Rodrigo]

hehehe calmera so tem comédia!

[dudu_172]

bem rox as ss desses moderador manda + ss's afudes pa gente admirar e se divertir

[DarthRoX®]

Elfo, soh nao bote aquela minha hotkey (sou o Elite Neil). Vc sabe qual eh, xD

Fora isso, Calmera soh tem comédia.

[drumi]

Sem comentarios sobre o Help channel quase me matei de rir !

[guaxinim com audacia]

Bom essa é a verdadeira ss quem perdeu foi o ponei la brincando q tinha vindo de loot tacou sem quere la... o melhor de tudo ou o mais engracado foi alem disso o final, e depois disso no 1 hero vei c armor q na epoca valia uns 60k-70k
http://www.tibians.blogger.com.br/calca.JPG
http://www.tibians.blogger.com.br/morto.JPG

[guaxinim com audacia]

http://tibians*****.net/images/000129.jpg

e acontshare do koalovisk

http://tibians*****.net/images/000136.jpg

[Fierce Knigth]

to chorando d rir com aquilo ali no help channel :joyeux15:
e essa da crown legs o ponei pelo jeito se mato dps daquilo :P

[Passatempo]

hahahhaahha c-legs boaaaa menino!!!1
em vez de usar cadeiras devia usar serra eletrica, mais eficiente hehhehe
O cara deve ter tido pesadelos durante uma semana.

[Nightmare Elf]

Ahhh, mais umas pérolas do Help Channel Calmeriano..esse save é bem grandinho, suponho que só desocupados percam seu tempo lendo isso..foi bem engraçado, nesse, chamaram GM's, Councellors, mais e mais Tutores...hehehe...assim que começa, como sempre:
Welcome to the help channel! Feel free to ask questions concerning client controls, general game play, use of accounts and the official homepage. In-depth questions about the content of the game will not be answered. Experienced players will be glad to help you to the best of their knowledge. Keep in mind that this is not a chat channel. For private conversations please use the game chat.
Nissin Miojo: 2k
Nissin Miojo: ops
Nissin Miojo: ww :S
Zeldana: lol
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: I'm wondering if Kepel is tutor^?
Zeldana: grrrr, i failed in tutor test cause of 1 question
Felippe Susel: ;_;,title orange ;_;
Zeldana: >:|
Snake-Aes: -
Matmet: GM Tipsy: Force Klotz will be banished
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: what he did?
Hekura The Sorcerer: why?
Matmet: Spam in help
Scott Summer: Matmet, shut up. U r looter.
Hekura The Sorcerer: lol
Felippe Susel: how do i write in orange?
Scott Summer: This is not an actitude of tutor
Shim Of The Dwarfs: i love this
Nissin Miojo: Stop spamming,people. This is not a particular chat.
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: i've seen you looting several times in rotcaves
Zwei Kagatto: This isn´t the channel to discuss that. Please take it to PM.
Felippe Susel: how do i write in orange?
Hekura The Sorcerer: haeuaeh
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: okok
Felippe Susel: how do i write in orange?its a new spell?
Felippe Susel: exevo gran orange
Matmet: I am a tutor, only tutor can write in Orange
Matmet: Welcome to the help channel! Feel free to ask questions concerning client controls, general game play, use of accounts and the officialhomepage. In-depth questions about the content of the game will not be answered. Experienced players will be glad to hel
Felippe Susel: tutor its the spell
Felippe Susel: Tutor
Matmet: only tlak about that
Hekura The Sorcerer: Whats tutor?
Midnight the Archer: FUCK YOU TUTOR SON OF BITCH
Midnight the Archer: FUCK YOU TUTOR SON OF BITCH
Midnight the Archer: FUCK YOU TUTOR SON OF BITCH
Midnight the Archer: MATMET FUCKER
Magic-Gandalf: really?
Midnight the Archer: FUCK YOU MATMET
Nuxif: -.-
Midnight the Archer: ONLINE AGAIN ?
Hekura The Sorcerer: Whats tutor?
Midnight the Archer: MATMET
Midnight the Archer: IS LOOTER
Felippe Susel: Whats Tutor?Its a spell?
Midnight the Archer: IM BORED
Nightmare Elf: what does a tutor do?
Matmet: Tutor is a position
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: ok
Hekura The Sorcerer: umh...
Nuxif: a tutor help other players
Matmet: We help players of Tibia in need.
Felippe Susel: 15:48 Matmet: Tutor is a position<--oh,=69?
Nightmare Elf: ok, ty
Magic-Gandalf: :D
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: Matmet, how time takes for my criminal record like disappears?
Nevori: lol
Cangel: 6 month
Scott Summer: Omg.. a tutor looter -.-
Midnight the Archer: 15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Matmet: No...
Matmet: wtF?
Nevori: lol
Midnight the Archer: SEND TO ME NOW
Midnight the Archer: 15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Felippe Susel: whats spell of desintegrate?
Midnight the Archer: SEND TO ME NOW
Nevori: poor tutor
Midnight the Archer: I MAKING MOVIE
Matmet: Stop spamming!!!
Rushwood Healer: Scott Summer...He did not loot anything
Felippe Susel: whats spell of desintegrate?
Midnight the Archer: I TAKE SCRENNSHOTER
Felippe Susel: whats spell of desintegrate?
Midnight the Archer: SEND TO CIPSOFT.
Felippe Susel: Matmeto,whats spell of desintegrate?
Nevori: lol
Scott Summer: Rushwood Healer, stop fucking protect him, because he loot Midnight the Archer, his loot bag
Matmet: Welcome to the help channel! Feel free to ask questions concerning client controls, general game play, use of accounts and the officialhomepage. In-depth questions about the content of the game will not be answered. Experienced players will be glad to hel
Felippe Susel: whats spell of desintegrate?
Hekura The Sorcerer: How i do runes?
Nuxif: midnight, u cant get banned for looting, but u can get banned for spamming help
Nevori: please go to game chatt dont spam here this chanell is to help other players who need!
Matmet: I can answer ask those questions.
Felippe Susel: whats spell of desintegrate?
Hekura The Sorcerer: How i do runes?
Kyo The Cat: MAtmet, why is this happening...lol?
Scott Summer: Kyo
Hogavim: help plx
Scott Summer: Matmet is a looter tutor
Midnight the Archer: MATMET OFFLINE AGAIN
Scott Summer: He loot midnight the archer
Hogavim: a noob is bloking folda
Nevori: lol
Hogavim: Soldier atomic bloker passage in folda
Nevori: Ey stop spaming!!!!!
Nevori: go to game chatt
Zeldana: Aaaaah...
Nuxif: scott, maybe matmet is a lootwer, but u really have to spam help becouse of that?
Zeldana: lol
Scott Summer: lol..
Felippe Susel: Hey,tutor,whats the significate of the life?
Nightmare Elf: if i use desintegrate on my ekips, are they going to disappear?
Hogavim: hey
Hogavim: someone help we in folda
Felippe Susel: tutor,free itamz plz?
Nuxif: wot u need help whit?
Scott Summer: LOL
Scott Summer: 15:48 Felippe Susel: Hey,tutor,whats the significate of the life?
Scott Summer: jAJAjjajAJa
Nightmare Elf: if i use desintegrate on my ekips, are they going to disappear?
Felippe Susel: Tutor,u can see the future?
Hogavim: noosa
Zeldana: Yes they will...
Hogavim: ele jah era
Scott Summer: JAjAJajaJAJ
Zeldana: lol
Scott Summer: I love Felippe susel
Zeldana: ta mt engraçado isso aki....
Midnight the Archer: matmet.............15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Midnight the Archer: SEND TO ME = BITCH
Midnight the Archer: I TAKE SCREENSHOOTER
Scott Summer: Mid, u makin move?
Midnight the Archer: of course
Adebaran: plz can you call the GM to stop the trade spam?
Nightmare Elf: can a tutor ban ppl?
Cangel: Ctrl + R
Zeldana: no
Scott Summer: they cant ban
Scott Summer: they are mother fuckers -.-
Felippe Susel: Tutor,rotworms have a mother?
Hekura The Sorcerer: lol
Nightmare Elf: do they know the meaning of life?
Kitux: wtf! stop spaming stupid noobs!!!!
Zeldana: NO
Felippe Susel: whats nub?
Zeldana: lol
Scott Summer: JAJAJAJAJAJA FELIPPE COOL
Adebaran: plz can you call the GM to stop the trade spam?
Shim Of The Dwarfs: noob=nub
Hekura The Sorcerer: nub = ?
Felippe Susel: whats noob?
Shim Of The Dwarfs: noob
Zwei Kagatto: Please note that players abusing this chat will be put on ignore so I will not answer their questions.
Hekura The Sorcerer: noob =?
Kitux: ahh
Felippe Susel: Zwei,u are japanese?
Zeldana: uahauahauahauaha
Kitux: forgot the ignore button! god bless cip!!!!!
Scott Summer: ohhh. now i m bored ;)
Hekura The Sorcerer: Nightmare Elf, where are u from?
Nightmare Elf: cayman islands
Rushwood Healer: Hekura-That is not a topic for this channel. Please take your conversation toanotherchannel or a private message.
Force Klotz: Lol
Hekura The Sorcerer: sure
Rushwood Healer: Thank you
Matmet: Gm is coming
Midnight the Archer: AGORA OS BRASILEIRO DOMINA ESA POHA SEUS GM FILHOS DA PUTA
Force Klotz: Good.
Matmet: GM Lugin
Force Klotz: Good.
Kitux: finaly!
Shim Of The Dwarfs: yay
Force Klotz: Yea.
Nissin Miojo: Finally
Midnight the Archer: Gm online now plz
Midnight the Archer: I have 10 minutes
Nuxif: 20:53 GM Lugin on Calmera is far to the south.
Swordstalker of landstar: No chatting in this room please take it to game-chat.
Magic-Gandalf: 15:53 GM Lugin on Calmera is far to the north-west.
Nissin Miojo: afk ateh cair,flwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Nissin Miojo: ops
Midnight the Archer: DONT ONLINE.
GM Lugin on Calmera: Good day Calmera.
Adebaran: Fenodyree is spaming a lot
Midnight the Archer: 15:54 Matmet: lemme see u spam now
Force Klotz: Gm.
Rushwood Healer: Hello
Midnight the Archer: Good day ! :D
Fort-Slayer: Hail Gm
Zwei Kagatto: Welcome to calmera Lugin.
Nissin Miojo: Not really a good day,Lugin :(
Force Klotz: You see Matmet?
Fhire-Demon: look
Matmet: Midnight the Archer has been Spamming
Adebaran: plz call GM
Fhire-Demon: gm
Force Klotz: He is a tutor.
Nissin Miojo: Too many spammers here,do something please
Nevori: hello gm! :D plz get these noobs to stop spam this place
Matmet: I called GM Lugin over here.
Adebaran: thx
Force Klotz: Gm hear me please.
Fhire-Demon: 15:56 Midnight the Archer: AGORA OS BRASILEIRO DOMINA ESA POHA SEUS GM FILHOS DA PUTA
Fhire-Demon: look it
Magic-Gandalf: :D
Hekura The Sorcerer: aodri vita vis
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: I'd traduce this...
Midnight the Archer: 15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Fhire-Demon: he said that u are a mother fucker
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: no
Fhire-Demon: yes
Midnight the Archer: Matmet send to me 1 msg. != bitch ... and loot me !!
Force Klotz: Gm lugin please hear me.
Fort-Slayer: he said:u have a beautiful dog
GM Lugin on Calmera: Alright. I shall monitor this channel for a while.
Swordstalker of landstar: Is i illegal to push someones summons away?
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: he said that GM's are son of bitcheds (i didnt say this, this is the meaning of what he said)
Swordstalker of landstar: it*
Force Klotz: All here see, when the tutor Matmet said... stfu;
Midnight the Archer: 15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Nevori: yes
Felippe Susel: yep
Force Klotz: Gm lugin, you see?
Felippe Susel: matmet its a bag tutor,he is looter :/
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: Nufos always insult my religion, what may I do? *May I report?*
Nevori: now the gm is here please stop message so mutch and let the ones who need help get to ask the questions!
Nevori: please
Midnight the Archer: matmet stoled my bag.. he is looter
Nevori: omg
Zwei Kagatto: Siegfreud, you should use crlt + r and report him.
Force Klotz: Yes. He stole my bag too.
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: ok
Force Klotz: When i use ctrl+r i never get answers.
Force Klotz: 15:58 Matmet: comun u puta
Midnight the Archer: this isn´t an actitude of tutor
Magic-Gandalf: Tutor is the first pass for a GM position?
Zeldana: The problem is, stealing is not a rule violation.
Force Klotz: In darashia dp.
Rushwood Healer: 14:45 Midnight the Archer: FUCK YOU MATMET
Rushwood Healer: 14:45 Midnight the Archer: FUCK YOU TUTOR SON OF BITCH
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: Zwei, I reported him
Matmet: Yep
Force Klotz: 15:12 Matmet: stfu
Sanginario: Hello Mat.
Midnight the Archer: YEAH SURE.
Zwei Kagatto: Siegfreud, now you must wait for a cousellor or a gamemaster to reply.
Rushwood Healer: Shall i repeat more?
Midnight the Archer: Matmet is tutor? ..... nice !! he looted me !
Force Klotz: Many here in chat see, when Matmet said stfu in trade channel.
Shim Of The Dwarfs: do repeat
Nevori: omg please be qiet and et the low levels or the ones who need help ask the questions dont spam the help chanell whit rule violations!
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: 16:02 Zwei Kagatto: Siegfreud, now you must wait for a cousellor or a gamemaster to reply.<-actually, i know, but i'm worried that this isn't a big reason for him to get banished
Midnight the Archer: Gm is here now ? .........
Nevori: yes so shut up please!
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: 16:01 GM Lugin on Calmera is far to the south-west.
Force Klotz: Yep.
Zwei Kagatto: Siegfreud, before banishing the cousellor or gamemaster will probably contact him and give a warning.
Force Klotz: I will pray to GM call me.
Midnight the Archer: 15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Force Klotz: I will say some things about Matmet.
Midnight the Archer: c ya ! guys i dont have more time
Nightmare Elf: Felippe Susel: 15:48 Matmet: Tutor is a position<--oh,=69?
Force Klotz: Nightmare
Hekura The Sorcerer: lol
Force Klotz: You see when Matmet said stfu?
Adebaran: plz call GM
Nightmare Elf: i saved this channel, let me see
Force Klotz: He is a tutor, you can see when he said stfu in trade channel.
Rushwood Healer: Yes...we all know he said Stfu..And we all know that you have cursed and flamed many people while you were in here
Zwei Kagatto: Let´s keep this channel for questions, if you want to discuss about it take it to game-chat or a private-chat.
Force Klotz: Felippe Susel see when it happens.
Nevori: Nightmare Elf you where one of those who spammed!
Nevori: lol
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: 16:01 Felippe Susel: 16:00 Felippe Susel: Sieg its a racist player,and a lurer of gs,please,ban now<-he said this at a chat...but this isn't true ¬¬
Midnight the Archer: 15:46 Matmet: B . . . . . . . . . H . I C . . T . . I C . B . . . . . . . . H
Felippe Susel: 15:51 Scott Summer: I love Felippe susel
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: should I report him zwei?
Zwei Kagatto: When your first request finish, you can report him too.
Marko Sol: does a druid gain skillz faster than aa rooked character?
Haq: Yes
Marko Sol: k
Felippe Susel: Scott Summer love me,but i dont love he,i can report?
Midnight the Archer: MAtmet, why'd you spam "I sel house in darashia" Intrade?
Nevori: lol
Force Klotz: Yea
Marko Sol: mine
Midnight the Archer: MAtmet, why'd you spam "I sel house in darashia" Intrade?
Force Klotz: Can a tutor say stfu in help channel?
Force Klotz: He did.
Jujano druida: Gm island?
Jujano druida: where are it?
Nightmare Elf: on the next update, is tibia going to have sound & music? does the gm island exist?
Lido Angel: wats the longest pmmy u can get?
Force Klotz: Matmet is a tutor. He spam in trade "i sell house in darashia", he said stfu in trade channel, and he stole my lootbag.
Throton: YOu spammed
Thunder Lucky: Force Klotz, that's not for this channel take it to game-chat
Lido Angel: hey
Rheya: how much can i sell a family broach for You see family brooch.You see the familyname engraved on this brooch.
Jujano druida: oes the gm island exist?
Nevori: go to trade or game chatt for that question
Thunder Lucky: save it, it'll become handy ;)
Force Klotz: In game chat, this do not will be answered.
Frenezi: i wont sell it if i were you
Galahadh: hi
Rheya: me
Rheya: ty thunder
Force Klotz: Mat, just give my bag back.
Rheya: thunder whats it for
Nevori: decoration
Jujano druida: Does the "gm island" exist?
Kyo The Cat: what was in the bag?
Thunder Lucky: No
Rheya: i asked the helpful 1
Felippe Susel: f i use a desintegrate rune in e-plate..it go puff?
Rheya: ur nice thunder
Jujano druida: thx
Nightmare Elf: yea, does the gm island really exist, or myth of a few?
Thunder Lucky: if you're not in a pz, yes
Rheya: Thunder Lucky why is ur name and msg's in that color
Midnight the Archer: Matmet ive back my bag loot
Rheya: r u a gm
Thunder Lucky: No, a tutor
Kepel: u gotta touch the e-plate to desintegrate
Rheya: o cool
Rheya: ur so nice
Rheya: what lv r u on
Felippe Susel: Thunder,i can write orange with spell exevo gran orange?
Midnight the Archer: Matmet. !! Give back My Bag loot !!
Magic-Gandalf: No have GM on
Thunder Lucky: Midnight, try PM'ing him
Magic-Gandalf: No have GM on!
Felippe Susel: pm its policial militar?
Midnight the Archer: hahah ! lol
Felippe Susel: i can use exiva in monsters?
Midnight the Archer: Gm offline . ! damn
Dark Seeker: how much experience for level 33?
Rushwood Healer: A list all of experince points is located at :http://tibia.gamigo.de/en/library/exp.wot. Please vist there.
Midnight the Archer: O CARALHO CADE O GM
Thunder Lucky: Felippe, you know all the ansers to the questions you're asking
Scott Summer: gm offline. -.-
Midnight the Archer: I want MY bag loot NOW
Force Klotz: Damn.
Adebaran: i will spam in trade too, i cant sell my itens because everybody are spamming
Felippe Susel: i dont know the ansers
Rushwood Healer: Midnight-That is not a topic for this channel. Please take your conversation tocanother channel or a private message.
Thunder Lucky: Midnight, PM him, for those who would ask what is a PM it's a Private message
Felippe Susel: Tutor can teleport?
Scott Summer: lol
Midnight the Archer: matmet offline again !
Rheya: o
Rheya: ok
Felippe Susel: Tutor can give free itams?
Rheya: dont b a bum
Force Klotz: Tutor can say stfu?
Force Klotz: in trade channel?
Felippe Susel: tutor are humans?
Thunder Lucky: Midnight, and for all the other people abusing this channel: people abusing this channel can (and have) led to account bannishments
Neo Calmera: excalibug exists?
Scott Summer: excalibug?aaHAhAHahahajaaGHAAJ
Nevori: no one can prove it
Neo Calmera: yeah
Rheya: im shuting up now
Rheya: bye
Rushwood Healer: Good bye
Scott Summer: Cya.
Midnight the Archer: CYa
Midnight the Archer: THX FOR HELP !!
Midnight the Archer: Matmet dont give back bagloot... but ok ...
Namopo: is asking the price of an item not proper for help chat?
Thunder Lucky: that'd be more appropriate in game-chat ;)
Felippe Susel: In level 28 i can summon what?
Namopo: ah ok
Frenezi: or trade chat :P
Zwei Kagatto: Or even trade-chat.
Rheya: hi dan dan
Rheya: wrong window sorry
Thunder Lucky: At "World of Tibia" (http://tibia.gamigo.com/en/index.wot) you will find useful information on Monsters and Items in theLibrary section, as well as maps in the Maps section.
Rheya: PLEASE LISTEN 2 THE TITORS
Rheya: LOL
Rheya: I MEAN TOTORS
Namopo: titors?
Rheya: OT TUTORS
Namopo: totors?
Rheya: WICH EVER WAY
Rheya: U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Felippe Susel: Stop Spam
Rheya: me
Rheya: im not spammin
Rheya: smappin is sayin same thing over and over retard
Thunder Lucky: Felippe and Rheya, take it to a PM

<fim>

[Nightmare Elf]

Bom, a minha guilda "Os Jaymes de Calmera" teve acesso a um update restrito, deixando seu Tibia quase 3d...vejamos as screens:
http://tibians*****.net/images/eheaea.jpg
Ali eu de skullstaff e dragon shield, uma witch doida, Guaxinim com sua bright sword blokando stone golem sumonado de um warlock que dá pra ver ali atrás!Hunt rlz!
http://tibians*****.net/images/SDSSSSS.jpg
Aqui podemos ver Guaxinim com audacia e Koala caçando ancient scarab e skeleton, nas ruínas de Ankrahmun.

E pra terminar, Guaxinim na real life, fazendo quest:
http://tibians*****.net/images/Set44_01.jpg
<notem a cara de preocupação dele com a quest>

[Shining Blade]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEIII
Eu lembro desse dia!
Akela porkera fico uma meia hora e vcs falando bobagem...Eu ainda tava na GoD na época, sempre travado na gh XD

[_ESPONJOSOCITY]

heueheuehuee,fake rulez PLX!!! :sm218:

[NiRiC MaJuI]

r0x

Submods:
Deixem este topic no fórum calmera mesmo pois tem poucas fotos.


Moved

[guaxinim com audacia]

huhuhuhuhuhu
valeuzanzao senhorem moderadores jaymes cabeludos do pancreas almejado pelotéros sabugosos tamaguarapes capiais

[Arthur Nobeira]

:D hheehhehe

[Isprementa]

baaah, muito arriado esses lance ai, o0s tutor brabo ja m :yelrotflm uahauhauha

[Paladino Fazendero]

Vou atender o pedido do nosso amigo snake (shining blade) no lugar do elf:
O compenidum de hotkeys do elf:As frases mais ingraçadas de tds!!!Eh grande mas vale a pena ler!!!

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19:56 Kepel: É Natal, é natal, pega no meu pau.
19:56 Kepel: Ano novo ano novo pega no meu pau de novo.
19:56 Kepel: O Papai Noel, tá descendo o rio/19:56 Kepel: Mandando as crianças pra puta queo pariu.
20:14 Kepel: onde eu parei?20:15 Agnux: na cama
21:55 Siegfreud the Sorcerer: vo dar pro behemoth
18:13 Kepel: mas assiste gosada nas estrelas... ganhei oscar com esse filme
16:24 Fort Slayer: o ruim d kina é que tem q ficar correndo atrás dos veadinhos
13:59 Siegfreud the Sorcerer: o fren é sexy lol
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: 6969-2424 (11) SIEGFREUD THE SORCERER,24 HRSREALIZANDO PUROS DESEJOS
22:08 Siegfreud the Sorcerer: OMFG ME R PAPI GAY PLXOR
Draconius Knight: ow foda de filme porno na band é q num mostra pinto ////Nightmare Elf: erm, vc ker ver pinto kra?!? iiiii
01:53 Kepel: o mlk deve mora na favela e ta jogando tibia com um computador do milhao... usando o primero mesgratis do aol dele
Rhadamantys: qdo eu era da 5 serie, dava pra tomar banho em um banhero..num vestiario..ai os kras da 8 abriram a porta e jogaram a gentepelado pra fora :(
03:38 Simonodz: COMEÇANDO CINE PRIVE!
20:45 Nightmare Elf: aew, o filme do ravell, do pie, do haykou e do rhadamantys vai passar hj na globo20:45 Agnux: ql filme?20:45Nightmare Elf: planeta dos macacos
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: EU VO NO FRANÇA, BUFFET MAIS CHIQUE EM SAUM PAULO ////// Nightmare Elf: VC USA AKELESCHAPEUZINHOS ¬¬"
Siegfreud the Sorcerer: 15:15 Kepel: e opcao sexual tmb?<-erm, o q é um judeu bvicha, tansando com uma bicha? ///Siegfreudthe Sorcerer: eu e o kepel lol
21:18 Guigo Paladino: o mew c liga -----21:18 Guigo Paladino: sabe a minha mina--- 21:19 Guigo Paladino: ela me traiu
22:19 Strong Soul: P.U.N.H.E.T.A --> Processo Unilateral de Normalização Hormonal por Estimulação Tátil Auto-induzida
15:47 Issac The Elemental Knight: Parem de fala de religiao bando de preto
14:41 Spellbreaker Druid: eu melei o lençol do meu quarto
Marco Dark: vc eh rico, pobre ou dá pra vive?22:56 Kepel: classe media... mas eu dopor esporte22:57 Kepel: seriamais umhobby XD
01:31 Kepel: tem algo contra gays? /// 01:31 Snake-Aes: falando serio? nao /// 01:32 Kepel: otimo amor :*
12:34 Rhadamantys: ESSA POHA EH ENORME////12:35 Orenfni: mó grande mesmo eu tbm ja vi
12:38 Orenfni: Hamtarooooooooooooooo! todos juntos conseguimos!
22:05 Rhadamantys: eu gozei no meu ps2
16:45 Kalroth: véio, tirando q jah bati <oinfelizmenten n comi> pra metade das irmans dos meus amigos (a otra metade feia)
18:32 Florest Wizard: don top na escola, don top no parquinho e tbm tem geladinho don top tradicional jah eh sensacional ejah tem don top branco e tbm tem de morangoo
22:41 Heimlich Gesit: ITS RAINING MANNN...ALELUIAA
16:10 Kepel: gays = A-DO-RO
18:46 Kalroth: Eu sei que eu sou! Bonita e gostosa!
21:34 Hekura The Sorcerer: eu so gay \\\ 21:35 Uther Mage: q bom...eu tbm so. \\\ 21:24 Cuzin Knight:Serio? Posso darabunda pra vcs?
19:12 Simonodz: Querem ver foto do q? interracial? peitudas? adolescentes? garotas? incest? velhas? gordas?amadoras?
07:44 Issac The Elemental Knight: qdo eu era da 5 serie, dava pra tomar banho em um banhero..num vestiario..ai os kras da 8 abriram aportae jogaram a gentepelado pra fora :(
08:17 Snake-Aes: e se lurarem eu meto o pau nele
16:56 Rhadamantys: Dear penis, i dont like you anymoreeee
17:09 Force-Knight: craw me
17:17 Kepel: to tomando um coro
17:27 Druida Maloquero: seu grosso!!!!!
22:31 Rhadinha: transa com qm?! 22:31 Furlo: cumigo 22:31 Rhadinha: POSSO?!
22:30 Furlo: vamos amigos!...vamos transar! 22:31 Furlo: transe comigo goze tb
20:10 Dare Devil knight: eu so seu fã/// 20:10 Dare Devil knight: ss plx
18:28 Kalroth: o simon tem horário pra se masturbar tbm plx/18:28 Simonodz: FALANDO NISSO
20:16 Menina loba: SIM, EU PAGO PAU PRO HEKURA
20:43 Kalroth: Jura? 20:43 Nightmare Elf: nao, pq jurar eh pecado na minha religiao
21:47 Simonodz: usei minha rédea pra segura o haykou
21:33 Orenfni: vo confeçá... eu tenho o DVD da Xuxa e o Circo ( com participação especial do Renato Aragão ( oDidi)/21:34Simonodz: huauha se sente melhor desabafando pra mim?/21:34 Orenfni: aham
23:17 Simonodz: tem aproximadamente 25 cm
02:37 Simonodz: me da cavalinhu?
14:12 Issac The Elemental Knight: EU NUM SOU HOMEM
StiPp diz: eu pra fala a verdade me prostituia la..
05:30 Elite Neil: Ja sinto o pinto xD
14:50 Lord Haykou: ja viu esse video? 14:50 Lord Haykou: do penis?
19:59 Ifrit Soldier of hell: como fico mais magra nesse vestido :o!!
16:37 Elite Neil: Krattz / 16:37 Elite Neil: eu ja ia botar
22:29 Heimlich Gesit: como c sabe q a vara dele eh especial??eh maior??=o
01:42 Lord Haykou: ja dei
14:52 Hyud Guardian: eu coleciono tocha em rook (akele pedaço de pau grosso q é quente)
13:06 Ifrit Soldier of hell: VO MOSTRA MINHA XEKA
13:12 Ifrit Soldier of hell: HJ É O DIA Q EU MENSTRUO!
23:59 Guaxinim com audacia: cconehco a ilha dos guaxinins
17:11 Druida Maloquero: minha casa tem 2 dormitorios 17:11 Druida Maloquero: um pros meus pais e o otro adivinha 17:11Nightmare Elf: escritório do trabalho da tua irman?
18:27 Grand Sorcerer: aff kra n sei c existe coisa melhor q isso, c senta na frente do pc, joga tibia, escuta PanterA e olha site porno, bah tono céu
18:32 Daniel Claydon: Could you refrain from speaking in any language other then english within the public channelsplz./18:33 Spellbreaker Druid: foda-se
18:35 Spellbreaker Druid: pq a letra do cara e marrom
18:45 Felippe Susel: aladin use flying carpet?
21:07 Armgrim: eu tomei no meu cu lalalala
15:53 Gabriel Armando: AI EU SOU UMA GAZELA FELIZ
17:39 Demipate: BUCETA...EU ESTOU SENTINDO A PREÇAO
17:38 Nightmare Elf: faike vai fazer festa de 15 anos? 17:38 Nightmare Elf: tipo, com valsa e talz..ele de vestido? 17:38Eternall Darknezz: yep
14:38 Guigo Paladino: divertido//14:38 Guigo Paladino: grande...
00:37 Nightmare Elf: vc gosta de britneyspears? 00:38 Luficer: i luve her 00:39 Luficer: mais o toque do meu celular é toxic //12:43 Orenfni: o toque do meu celular tbm é toxic
20:04 Votuzox: num vo cabe no meu vestido pra festa... :P
19:29 Issac The Elemental Knight: calma ae to dando a bunda
19:29 Issac The Elemental Knight: to dando uam mamada hmm
21:03 Spellbreaker Druid: quem q morreu 3 vezes em outubro 21:04 Nightmare Elf: o bozo 21:04 Spellbreaker Druid:gozadinho vc 21:04 Nightmare Elf: é, e a graça sumiu
23:58 Alex The Dark Knight: grand sorc tb eh gay? o.0 / 23:59 Grand Sorcerer: era
01:41 Pinhead Ramone: eu era gay ateh minha mae descobri
21:09 Andrewah: kd meu bjo ?!?!!?!?! // 21:09 Menina loba: :* // 21:10 Alex The Dark Knight: :*********
12:39 Lord Ponei: paguei pau
12:53 Renec: dps q o kra vira gay 12:53 Renec: naum tem como voltar atras 12:53 Renec: experiencias próprias
19:23 Junee: seus racistas eu sou preto ¬¬// 19:23 Druida Maloquero: FIFI-CANÉÉÉ
01:58 Jo Jo Headshrinker: locke sentiu por trás 01:59 Locke Alvein: foi fundo
22:09 Grand Sorcerer: krl, a ue n pega no vamp, ppor 1 sqm, da proxima vez vo dece e espera un poko
00:46 Nightmare Elf: ravell chama o pessoal da pestalozzi 00:48 Lord Ponei: pow... a pestazolli eh uma instituicao do bem
11:34 Azala: esse eh meu jeito de viver 11:34 Azala: qm nunk foi igual 11:34 Azala: a minha vida eh fazer 11:34 Azala: o bem vence o mal

esse azala eh meu antigo pally, bom e esse foi o hotkey compendium feito por elf e passado para mim, jah q ele n posto eu to postano agora, c n pudia postar maaalz elf, calmera o server mais engraçado de todos!!

[Rodrigo]

huahuahauhahua.....!i!i!i!

[Noble Fenrir]

Nós os Calmerianos somos todos Colmedianos(aff essa nem eu achei graça).

[Spellbreak]

LoL pqp o chat do elf é mt comedia mt foda nego fala mt merda altas hotkeys ....hehhe nego fala mt merda pqp altas hotkeys XD hehhe flw ae...

[Nightmare Elf]

Ah, pelo ódio de Zathroth, pelas flores de Crunor,
esse tópico é muuuuuuuuuuito antigo
caralho, mas toda semana tem um mané pra postar coisas tipo "lol haha comééédia"

Mas dessa vez, foi a última!
O tópico tava no fim da página e...Aveeee Fênix, veja quem voltou das cinzas!
Credo!

Mas agora...
.::0wN3D::.

:B
Problema resolvido, descanse em paz, kerido tópico humorístico.